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Re: new site needs your point of view
In article <4hnarm$i62@babbage.ece.uc.edu>, "R. Howard" <idghrgh@mvs.oac.ucla.edu> writes:
|> New Site Announcement
|>
|> The Millennial Information Exchange
|> http://orion.adnc.com/~websites/khoward/milleniale.html
|>
|> I am a college student gathering data on current views about the
|> millenium, conspiracy, and UFO theory.
|>
|> The Millennial Information Exchange has just begun, but I hope to make
|> it an millennial reference center. There is something of a Christian
|> bias, but my goal is to welcome ALL millennialist, UFO, and conspiracy
|> perspectives.
Hey, perfect! I was just waiting for someone to ask me this, since a
friend of mine asked me the following question last week, and I had
nowhere to turn to.
Basically, it started like this - my friend is a Caucasian (white) guy
who is somewhat unfamiliar with the finer points of Indian cuisine.
After eating a ton of samosas with tamarind chutney one night, he fell
into a sound sleep and had a strange series of dreams.
Each dream picked up where the last one left off, and to summarize, it
went something like this: he was awoken by a TURTLE, who he thought
might be an incarnation of VISHNU. It turned out, however, that the
turtle was an advance man for a race of ALIEN BEINGS. He didn't have
much choice but to cooperate, and the beamed him aboard their space
ship. Once there, they force him to read the KAMA SUTRA, like aliens
are wont to do, and they promised him that they knew the secrets to
PHYSICAL IMMORTALITY, and that the Physical Immortality Project had it
all wrong. Suffice it to say that the secrets involved ripe olives.
Anyway, aboard the spacecraft, he met a variety of other beings which
had been abucted, the strangest of which was an infinitesimally small
Vietnamese girl who could only repeat "Niy Nauq" repeatedly, which we
all know is the name of the HINDU GODDESS QUAN YIN, only spelled
backwards. He asked if his captors were THUGGIES, and they assured him
that they were not, and that he'd be released soon. However, due to a
freak accident, they accidentally destroyed one MOSQUE, about 200
Hindu temples, and they annoyed the inhabitants of a GURUDWARA with a
low-altitude fly-by. They also said something to him in a language he
doesn't understand, and he wanted a TRANSLATION into ENGLISH, if
possible, of their statement "Ay yae yo! Thu soor pilal wah? Thook tha
jana dissani wah? Chickeh maathentha ahkahl ghaali".
It was at this point that he woke up, and he had one burning question,
which he asked me. I naturally didn't have an answer, so I'll ask it
here.
His question was: "Am I Hindu?"
Your opinions are welcome.
-Vivek
